Slumday

It's true, we've taken a break from the dispelling stories of Brendon's "2 zillion" Please Return votes as they've caused all kinds of cracks and questions in television reality, such as seen in the Libbytown Research Dept. where it was previously noted that all devoted BB fans who *watch the show, *watch the online feeds, and *consult with other BB Nerds online, tended to all waaaay more expect a sway toward Cassi or Dominic votes. That only on CBS BB's Facebook page anyone ever witness an enthusiasm toward Brendon's return to the house.

Meanwhile, support here remained in Daniele's corner, she is playing to win and judging by the order of her nomination keys she is taking the Girl Power vote with her, so *Girl*Power*Dani!* Lotsa cheers for smelling the bullshit and embracing the newbies and knowing where to go from there. CBS will kindly hide your work and your struggles for you.

Yes, of the three of us I'm wearing the most pink on my head, 

but that just means that I'm the biggest brainiac in the room.

Meanwise, CBS could have reported an all but evaporation of the chemistry from this Brenchel reunion, viewers can see it on Big Brother After Dark. Has the Zizzle gone to Fizzle? Is Brendon just a Friend-in? Does Rachel care for no more Facials? Tabloid blogging will have to stay tuned!

The Antisocial Network

Oy vey, the beat on the internete street is making a Libbyhead spin.  Here are the facts:

HoH: Daniele
Nomination Ceremony: Brenchel
PoV Winner: Brendon
PoV Ceremony: Brendon USES the PoV on RACHEL, Daniele puts JORDAN in her place

It appears that Jordan had pitched the idea to Dani, to place her up as a pawn.  BUTTT that the moment Brendon won PoV, she started campaigning.  Presumably Jordan safely has the votes to stay (Jeff, Shelly, Adam, Kalia, Lawon, [5] vs. Brendon and Porsche [2]), but this doesn't stop Brenchel from further ruining their rep with awkward bullheaded campaign efforts.  Anywhich way it goes, it is as official as a Chen-nouncement that it is official, the Vet alliance will be broken up.  BUTTT, there is heavy speculation that the evicted houseguests are in sequester and that America's Vote will bring one of them back.  And that America will no way in hell vote our rocket scientist back in.  Because his social game makes him so unlikeable.

Just as in life, in the BB house it doesn't matter how much Ph.D. candidacy you're risking, if you don't know how to work people you'll dent your chances of winning.  Jordan PhD's in the social game, she listens to everyone, she knows how to explain things to Rachel so that Rachel understands, she calms Jeff's Rachel-rage, she confidently invites newbies to join her Luxury win, and she worked Daniele to win this vanity (Jeff's Martyr) nomination. She doesn't clobber people with a competitive attitude, but she manipulates their motives with wide eyes and girly blonde hair and a genteel Southern demeanor. She's already won $500k and still people don't see her as a threat.  She's already won $500k.

Rachel's desperation and large muddy insecurity boots turn people away.  Her personality pisses everyone off and puts her at the bottom of the totem pole, and pisses everyone off.  Brendon belongs in the cave of whence he dwells, he knows how to pick a woman with a draggable hairline but he doesn't know how to not sound like a mammoth douchebag.

Jeff, if he didn't look like Jeff there would be little to pay attention to.  I'm sure he'd be good at football or wrestling or any type of sport that relies on bold visible moves and muscles, and I can't say that if he smiled at me I wouldn't smile back, but in the BB house without Jordan he doesn't have a prayer, personably.  Without Jordan's social support Jeff probably couldn't win on his own, which wouldn't be nearly as aggravating if he could get over himself long enough to realize this.

Clearly there's a winner in this underlying bag of social skills, and she's on the block.  Brenchel's presently trying to sell Adam to keep Brendon but their sales skills, are also sucking.  Looks like it's aloha, Brendon.  (America bring back Dom????)

Sunday Night Profile

Lawon

In tonight's episode Lawon reminds viewers that he is a competitor, just as we viewers "know." This might not mean he can move his ski hips like a birthworthy BB houseguest, but he sure's got the styyle to bring the HOH Robe back to the airwaves and it's a little unclear whether his Liberace-Soulbrother Coming Out story was meant to encourage CBS-watchin' At Risk Youth of America, or if it was meant for Shelly. Crafty.

 

Game. Play. 

Elsewise, still rocking on Dani, maybe she's showing a smidge too much pride but she deserves it. Loved it when she told Kalia to "Hey Kalia...Shut up," and how she got Jeff to admit he was swallowing his pride. The BB internet constituents have been weighing her options, now that Male Boo-kie has won the POV. Will he take off himself, will he be Rachel's knight in Penisgate armor, will Daniele backdoor Jeff or put up Jordan opposite Rachel, or will she target Shelly/Lawon in suspicion of their games. Breathlessly waiting to know!

...oh, and was that Jeff NOT staying with Jordan in the Have-Not room all the while bragging about his $10K?? If yes then, dammmn.

Donato for Mayor of Libbytown

Not only did Daniele vote against the Vets, but girl went on a vengeance and won HOH and then delivered Brenchel a Clifford-sized what-fer! when they came groveling to her in the HOH room. Spank! Word on the interweb street is that Daniele is avenging her house/soul mate and breaking up the Vet alliance and is targeting Brenchel. No protests here in Libbytown, but maybe just the slightest evermost hopeful twinkle-wishes that our Mayor Candidate breaks up Jeff/Jordan instead. As dreadful as Brenchel is, they're sort of pitiful in comparison to the seemingly more privileged J/J, and besides, it was Jeff who was so dominant about getting Dom out. But still, respecting Dani in her win and her choices, for now.

And *just*now* Libbytown wire has received word on nominations. Interested readers may click here for more info.

Don't Hassel with the Relationshit

Eau mah gaude, I can't imagine what it is like in that house, where the constant arguments between two virtuously empty people really are just veiled attempts at croco-tears and more narcissism.  Pass!  Still, it's encouraging to know that even know Rachel needs her dream lycra wedding that she kept her rage in check and made sound nominations for her game, even if it means me-n-Dani's boyfriend might be going home, sob!
 

 

 Libbytown Swah-vay!

'Twas yet another episode of Jordan proving that she's not as dumb and innocent as she appears, she was ON that Hasselhoff shit and I can't disagree with her Luxury Comp guest choices, that's what she does, she makes friends with everyone now so that it payzz off later, it's a proven system.

Sunday Night Points-O-Ponder:

Is that a Magen David over Adam's bacon shirt? (Ah-vah!!)

Do they only speak Cynicism on Planet Jeff?

Could there be anything more insufferable than watching someone grovel to Rachel the HOH room as Brendon holds a coffee cup by the handle? (No!)

Was that Zingbot at this year's Comic Con?

 

Zinnggg!!!

What a Neandertool

Seriously, Bookie, could you be more embarrassing to watch? Also, how did Rachel refer to herself as "beautiful, smart" without cracking up. And why could  neither member of Brenchel conjugate "demasculate?" Because it's not a word?  Oh. And now I'm reading that Brendon pays disproportionate attention to Daniele, wow, what colossal a tool!

Interesting votes made tonight by
*Adam (for Porsche, with the Newbz, rather than for Keith, with "Adam's Angels." <--please!)
*Kalia (for Keith, against the Newbies)
*Shelly (for Keith, with the Vets, like their bitch she [he?] is.)

I was hoping a Newb would win HOH, but alas.  Still, rock on Julie with that Mary Kay pinksuit, what was that??  Sell it gurl!  

CBS Perverts

Sensationalism sometimes is the only news on Libbytown streets, it's not this blog's fault it is forced to report on CBS's obsession with Brenchel, Penisgate, and Brendon's penis. CBS has been promoting the relationship of (fame-crazed, self-loathsome) Brenchel for over a year with reports on their engagement, their Penisgate, and now CBS has provided them easy Week 1 HOH and POV wins so viewers might tune in to their r'ship drama.  When the drama doesn't happen (just a matter of time) the edits from Wednesday's POV competition prompt viewers to question information, like why after Jordan's DR comments on the "one focal point" of the super leotards, we viewers see Keith (Keith's crotch) and Jeff (Jeff's crotch), but we don't see Brendon('s). The Libbytown subconscious wonders, Does Brendon bulge, Google? And then when Brenchel trot around in their supersuits, Brendon incontestably conceals his crotch from cameras.  Yet then we see B&R kunoodle in the shower (he's still a man, remember!) privately, and at last, the cameras follow Brendon's designer-jean'd crotch from the DR to the POV ceremony, coinky-dong?  Obviously CBS wants viewers to Google-bing Brendon's penis, they love Penisgate, what a bunch of pervs!!!