Bye Bye Again-don

Yes, Brendon quickly exited and re-exited through the swift revolving door of reality television, just like always happens when contestants re-enter a competition based reality show on television, and now we're still waiting on the new HoH, so on this Thursday we're only left with the matter of Julie Chen's wardrobe to talk about. I thought it was a mock jeans dress with a frisbee-disc beaded necklace from Old Navy and body glitter from Monica Lewinsky. My husband thought it was a tarp. And then the Chen turned sideways. Husband dared not to confirm, but I sorta thought that maybe....maybe? Maybe we've got another Julie Chegnancy on our hands? Sure, maybe it was the pleats that made her bottom half look all ***bllllouuuuuughhhhh*** like that, but maybe that's why they chose the Iowa State Fair-y dress? Is there another Moonves arriving on planet Earth? Only time and tv might tell.

CBS Luvs Brendon and his Main Tendon

Libbytowners are decent folk. We honor dignity and integrity and sensitivity, so sometimes we get caught offguard when we find ourselves busting out a rofl when they air Rachel's Maxwell Smart jogger faceplant, again. Or when they show Jeff obviously freaking out, or Brendon applauding himself for curing cancer and spelling multi-lettered words and being Rachel's martyr when we all know he really just wants to go home and get it on with the internet, again.

In reality news, Reality BBQ is reporting that we WILL get to suppose the supposed and vote an evicted houseguest to battle-it-back in. Editorial paranoids can't help but notice that Brendon is on the roster of votees, and that the CBS editing is excessively kind to him and we can expect clips of him fooling himself  through a hideous savior-prince role during a cheap wedding pre-enactment, with Lawon as officiant, Rachel as bride, and Daniele as repulsed guest. And when you click the America's Vote sourcelink provided by Reality BBQ it leads to an "Oops, it's not our fault you got to this dead link, it's yours" message. Was posting the America's Vote info a CBS error? Because we've read that Brenchel is campaigning hard for Jordan to leave.  Or was the posting choreographed.  Is Brendon storyboarded to be voted out, and being urged to be voted back in? How much do sessions with the DR staff sway houseguest vote. Tell us Leader Chen!  Tell us!!

Methodickal Planning?

Oh God, it's good he's gone, it is too easy, too tempting to manually insert the man's name into every word of the dicktionary, d'oh!! Online readers may still be gasping over Evel Dick's departure, but the Live Feed subscribers know that the show must go on, and thusly gone on have they. There's no Live Feed reception available in the impoverished region of Libbytown, so hereabouts, the departed-Dick gasping gapes on. Naturally the show's fans have been sharing questions and speculations about the exit, and now E.D. has tweeted to bed the popular rumor that he was in jail by posting that he's not, that no one's sick, that he was not kicked off, just that his primary concern was to promote RTVZone.com, does he own that site or something? This season's BB jobline featured him as a CEO of an internet venture, or something cheezily similar. Suspect the already-exited, a lot of this reeks of CBS Factory pollution, yet the sight of this video found on Bitchy Big Brother Blog throws me off:



Kindly Rocky Mountain Grampah Dick seems sort of sincere in his newfound summer plans, at all? I guess further tuning-in is needed to form a better opinion. How much of a methodical dick is Dick? Only time will indickate (whuh-oops tell, I meant tell) tell.

I Read A Rumor

Many BB-dedicated sites and blogs are giving credence to a Twitter post from @CrystalEiserman (it's true, Google it) which reports that the 3 sets of HGs to return to the BB House are:  Jeff and Jordan, Dick and Danielle, and Brenchel.  I've read that Twitterer Crystal works at Real Player and that she's BFF's with Jeff and Jordan so in her tweet she tells us, she should know. You can read the rest of Crystal's Twitter account here, and you can read several sniggers and chorts re: Rachel + Dick Donato sharing a house all over the rest of internet.