Showing posts with label thursday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thursday. Show all posts
Thursday, August 11, 2011
All Points Bullitinized
There was a 5-point crisis alarm chez Libbytown tonight, the Department of Homegirl Security was called to respond to a friend emergency and as a result the Thursday Night Episode municipal efforts hit low staff levels, but we did catch a glimpse of BRENDON battling himself back into the house, which is complete bullshit, so maybe we'll be back for further service reports. Maybe not.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Yes.
Because we like Daniele a lot more than her father does, we are here now thrilled that Kalia is the new HoH. Sure, there are internet rumors that all Kalia does is complain and eat and emit gasses and guzzle milk of magnesia and warm the house's only toilet seat but now she can add nominate for eviction to that list of chores and she has Daniele's back, and may even do whatever Dani says she should. Yes.
In jackass news: Dick's got a lot of nerve, it's probably a little easier to evaluate Season 13's gameplay from an empty livingroom, if only he held the same faith in Daniele that she demonstrates for herself in her HoH Blog. Jackass.
Other jackasses tonight include:
Jeff and Jordan. Done with hearing how you "just wanted to spend the summer together." You could have done that in, literally, a zillion other places than on my tv, so stop.
Lawon. For that look of disbelief he gave when he was swiftly disqualified from a competition.
"Nobody in this game cares for anyone but themselves!" --Rachel Reilly
CBS. For completely glossing over Brendon's inherent gros-il-grotesque assholitry. A library of live feeds has proof that this guy is a complete dink, that when push comes to shove he point his cro-magnus toward the Achilles heel with wide-ranging, Lowest Common Denominator ammunition. He just makes himself look like a complete dink in a hammock or in a DR or in front of a laptop, but CBS just keeps marketing him as this chivalrous sword-taking stud for Rachel, as some honorable dumpster monogamist, but thankfully Rachel puts CBS in its place by pointing out that this week's HoH comp was clearly rigged, because obviously it's aeronautically impossible for her to lose an HoH, what's she gonna dust off her shoulders now. And to a newbie?? Muuuaahahhhaaahhhaaa.
In jackass news: Dick's got a lot of nerve, it's probably a little easier to evaluate Season 13's gameplay from an empty livingroom, if only he held the same faith in Daniele that she demonstrates for herself in her HoH Blog. Jackass.
Other jackasses tonight include:
Jeff and Jordan. Done with hearing how you "just wanted to spend the summer together." You could have done that in, literally, a zillion other places than on my tv, so stop.
Lawon. For that look of disbelief he gave when he was swiftly disqualified from a competition.
"Nobody in this game cares for anyone but themselves!" --Rachel Reilly
CBS. For completely glossing over Brendon's inherent gros-il-grotesque assholitry. A library of live feeds has proof that this guy is a complete dink, that when push comes to shove he point his cro-magnus toward the Achilles heel with wide-ranging, Lowest Common Denominator ammunition. He just makes himself look like a complete dink in a hammock or in a DR or in front of a laptop, but CBS just keeps marketing him as this chivalrous sword-taking stud for Rachel, as some honorable dumpster monogamist, but thankfully Rachel puts CBS in its place by pointing out that this week's HoH comp was clearly rigged, because obviously it's aeronautically impossible for her to lose an HoH, what's she gonna dust off her shoulders now. And to a newbie?? Muuuaahahhhaaahhhaaa.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
No Juryhouse For You
Pillows are a little wetter here in Libbytown tonight, a fond farewell to a casualty of Danielle's overzealous plan which was only put in place to impress Dominic, so really, he still only has his hundreds layers of sexiness to blame. When you look at the stats, Brendon has studied rocket science and owns a non-idiot fiancée, Jordan earns $500k just by lifting her eyebrows a lot, Rachel radiates that impervious Vegas-Irish wizzdumb and Jeff has obviously cow-tipped, so you just can't fight that! Against it as a newbie, you cannot win. Donning black veils for Dominic. Danielle's ~Undying Love~ vote for him is probably going to smart.
Otherly, loving how Kalia thinks people actually care about her game. By only watching the show it appears that she's rocking a floater game, why would she want to jeopardize that by pretending that she's playing. Lawon kinda helps the rumor that black people aren't into skiing, and we regretfully report that Jeff was right, that was a terrible speech.
Otherly, loving how Kalia thinks people actually care about her game. By only watching the show it appears that she's rocking a floater game, why would she want to jeopardize that by pretending that she's playing. Lawon kinda helps the rumor that black people aren't into skiing, and we regretfully report that Jeff was right, that was a terrible speech.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Thursdayness
Just a few skipper Thursday Live Show Eviction Night points before the upcoming Kouples Kounseling Korner.
*Brendon needs to learn how to handle his pre-learned thoughts. If people swear on a loved one, he shouldn't have to have the need to prove that he knows they're full of shit. Dumbass.
*Adam feigned his way thru the Julie Chen "aren't you excited your partner won the POV" conversation well. Even on the live broadcast he had no "tell" which way he was leaning (and he was lying.) Adam and his woman seem MFEO which convinces me even more that he's a real person, a real player. I hope he lasts for a while.
*Jeff. Has way more "tells" than Adam, he'll only win to the stupid.
*Dom, is too young. He has so much strength! But something sucks. This whole "virgin" story is as believable as the original one, it's just another strategic fumble. And since this concretely stated never-slept-away "best friend" has categorized his Danielle strategy as "He acts like he likes her, but he's just playing the game..." it's clear to Libbytown that Dominic knows how to manipulate people with sex and (compulsive?) lies. Awkward Painful alert: I think I'd check the child abuse record on this kid.
*Shelly, exposed the hyper-consciousness of her lies by overexplaining the Truth Tenets of her house.
"I Will Not Deceive!"
"I Will Not Lie!"
"I Will Tell Everyone I Tell My Good Southern Daughter That She Will 100 Times Write That She Will Not Fib Because I'm A Big Lying Guilty-Feeling Outdoor-Industry Exec!"
*Jordan. Works people, has the "dumb blonde, floater winner" advantage. Expert listener, works with her caveman boyfriend.
*Dani--Is emotionally fragile right now. She's on the show, she claims she's worried about her dad, she's completely reluctantly obsessed with Dom, and during their hallway live run-in, he nervously rolled off of her when he should have acknowledged her in a more intimate way, and she's now crushed, because she's smart. It will be interesting to see how someone like Danielle handles emotional distress in contrast to how it's handled by the reigning HoHurl.
Cassi--has herself to blame for her eviction, it is clear by her exit Chenterview that she emits strong anti-female undercurrents which, guess what, cause animosity from other females. She mentioned a few too many times that she was a model, done with her, bye bye!!
*Brendon needs to learn how to handle his pre-learned thoughts. If people swear on a loved one, he shouldn't have to have the need to prove that he knows they're full of shit. Dumbass.
*Adam feigned his way thru the Julie Chen "aren't you excited your partner won the POV" conversation well. Even on the live broadcast he had no "tell" which way he was leaning (and he was lying.) Adam and his woman seem MFEO which convinces me even more that he's a real person, a real player. I hope he lasts for a while.
*Jeff. Has way more "tells" than Adam, he'll only win to the stupid.
*Dom, is too young. He has so much strength! But something sucks. This whole "virgin" story is as believable as the original one, it's just another strategic fumble. And since this concretely stated never-slept-away "best friend" has categorized his Danielle strategy as "He acts like he likes her, but he's just playing the game..." it's clear to Libbytown that Dominic knows how to manipulate people with sex and (compulsive?) lies. Awkward Painful alert: I think I'd check the child abuse record on this kid.
*Shelly, exposed the hyper-consciousness of her lies by overexplaining the Truth Tenets of her house.
"I Will Not Deceive!"
"I Will Not Lie!"
"I Will Tell Everyone I Tell My Good Southern Daughter That She Will 100 Times Write That She Will Not Fib Because I'm A Big Lying Guilty-Feeling Outdoor-Industry Exec!"
*Jordan. Works people, has the "dumb blonde, floater winner" advantage. Expert listener, works with her caveman boyfriend.
*Dani--Is emotionally fragile right now. She's on the show, she claims she's worried about her dad, she's completely reluctantly obsessed with Dom, and during their hallway live run-in, he nervously rolled off of her when he should have acknowledged her in a more intimate way, and she's now crushed, because she's smart. It will be interesting to see how someone like Danielle handles emotional distress in contrast to how it's handled by the reigning HoHurl.
Cassi--has herself to blame for her eviction, it is clear by her exit Chenterview that she emits strong anti-female undercurrents which, guess what, cause animosity from other females. She mentioned a few too many times that she was a model, done with her, bye bye!!
Thursday, July 14, 2011
What a Neandertool
Seriously, Bookie, could you be more embarrassing to watch? Also, how did Rachel refer to herself as "beautiful, smart" without cracking up. And why could neither member of Brenchel conjugate "demasculate?" Because it's not a word? Oh. And now I'm reading that Brendon pays disproportionate attention to Daniele, wow, what colossal a tool!
Interesting votes made tonight by
*Adam (for Porsche, with the Newbz, rather than for Keith, with "Adam's Angels." <--please!)
*Kalia (for Keith, against the Newbies)
*Shelly (for Keith, with the Vets, like their bitch she [he?] is.)
I was hoping a Newb would win HOH, but alas. Still, rock on Julie with that Mary Kay pinksuit, what was that?? Sell it gurl!
Interesting votes made tonight by
*Adam (for Porsche, with the Newbz, rather than for Keith, with "Adam's Angels." <--please!)
*Kalia (for Keith, against the Newbies)
*Shelly (for Keith, with the Vets, like their bitch she [he?] is.)
I was hoping a Newb would win HOH, but alas. Still, rock on Julie with that Mary Kay pinksuit, what was that?? Sell it gurl!
Thursday, July 7, 2011
First Impression Rose
Tonight was Season 13's premiere, and leisurely here are some first thoughts from Libbytown:
I wanted to find Kalia's relationship blog and was bummed when I couldn't but it seems that I'm not alone, that it's just a matter of a few good Boolean searches, and time, before we all have access to the trainwreck, stay tuned!
I realize it looks a little klanzy, but I'm not feeling Kreepy Klergyman Keith. When you conceal your faith-based profession because you feel others will assume that it makes you look totally judgmental...that's a little klucked up. Who's worse, that "Adam" character, I don't buy his packaged "huggable badass" routine, with the little too many canned sayings... He's probably there to further illuminate the dick in Evel Dick, who is a total dick, and whether he and Danielle's Tale of Disdain is genuine is hard tell, but Danielle's hair and DR's are just not working, not today at least.
I detect that the producers are promoting Brenchel, for ratings, maybe as the new-and-backwards Jeff and Jordan. CBS/Julie Chen has been gleefully reporting about their graphic (manufactured?) relationship problems, the very first HOH comp was a test of each HG's ability and willingness to cling to enormous bananas, the mere "I spend most of my time on bananas," and that the competition was biased toward those who are a-ok with straddling their partner's banana-gripping head, might it seem a little too convenient..? Wowlook, lightning-rodded Rachel won the first HOH, who knew!
I suspect Jeff and Jordan are locked in a showmance struggle of money, greed, abuse, power, ego, fame, with any luck actual drama will ensue!
Cassi thinks highly of herself, Dominic may or may not have ever watched Big Brother, Lawon has moments of ~*sensational*~, Zookeeper will be this year's Luxury Comp's horrible movie, Shelly's not utterly heterosexual, and Porsche lies.
And the producers are giving that Golden Key quite the polish, for a good player it should be sorta natural to get to the final 10 out of 14, nothing soopernatural, right...? Either way, the season has spark so far, so yay!
I wanted to find Kalia's relationship blog and was bummed when I couldn't but it seems that I'm not alone, that it's just a matter of a few good Boolean searches, and time, before we all have access to the trainwreck, stay tuned!
I realize it looks a little klanzy, but I'm not feeling Kreepy Klergyman Keith. When you conceal your faith-based profession because you feel others will assume that it makes you look totally judgmental...that's a little klucked up. Who's worse, that "Adam" character, I don't buy his packaged "huggable badass" routine, with the little too many canned sayings... He's probably there to further illuminate the dick in Evel Dick, who is a total dick, and whether he and Danielle's Tale of Disdain is genuine is hard tell, but Danielle's hair and DR's are just not working, not today at least.
I detect that the producers are promoting Brenchel, for ratings, maybe as the new-and-backwards Jeff and Jordan. CBS/Julie Chen has been gleefully reporting about their graphic (manufactured?) relationship problems, the very first HOH comp was a test of each HG's ability and willingness to cling to enormous bananas, the mere "I spend most of my time on bananas," and that the competition was biased toward those who are a-ok with straddling their partner's banana-gripping head, might it seem a little too convenient..? Wowlook, lightning-rodded Rachel won the first HOH, who knew!
I suspect Jeff and Jordan are locked in a showmance struggle of money, greed, abuse, power, ego, fame, with any luck actual drama will ensue!
Cassi thinks highly of herself, Dominic may or may not have ever watched Big Brother, Lawon has moments of ~*sensational*~, Zookeeper will be this year's Luxury Comp's horrible movie, Shelly's not utterly heterosexual, and Porsche lies.
And the producers are giving that Golden Key quite the polish, for a good player it should be sorta natural to get to the final 10 out of 14, nothing soopernatural, right...? Either way, the season has spark so far, so yay!
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