Math, and the Wrath of a Certain Laugh

When you commit to leisure, sometimes math suffers which is what I realized as I wrung out my good sobbing hanky after learning that Dr. Will Kirby announced plans to never re-enter the BB house.  Still, no need to throw out your tv set, the good doctor makes it clear that he is happy to make other appearances just not competition based reality shows, all while making himself sound like a bit of a supersized douchebag.

So assuming he's for once telling the truth that is -1 option for Returning Houseguests for Season 13, and probably -2 if you count Mike Boogie as a human, which led me to discover that there's not just ONE pair returning, that there's 2 or 3 deuces returning (again, the math...all's I know is that there are 8 new HG's but haven't yet found confirmation of the exact total of HG's, that Julie Chen, she's just luvz dem twists!)

Alas with these numbers we viewers should each invest in a personal pair of iron earmuffs, with all the drama over Penisgate and tackiness in general, that cackle, those chinzits, they are all but guaranteed to return.

Not Chilltown

...but Libbytown!  Welcome to Libbytown's Big Brother Leisure Tours where fellow fans can check out the L-Town perspective on CBS's Big Brother 13 which starts Thursday, July 7.  I've been watching the show since Chicken George 1.0 and in promotional items may refer to myself as "we" but really it's just libble ol' I. Technically I am a fan of Chilltown, strongly enough to at onetime think I was shhh a secret member...

It may look like Janelle's chest, but really, it's just mine

...and even voted for Evil Dr. Will (and that other one) as my former HG choices for this year's twist, and you can too, just click here!  

Other possibly-returning duos include:

BB12's Brenchel (if the Chel half wasn't too much, Bren's, ahem, coziness with his Skype machine might.)

BB11's Jessie and Natalie (presently ringing in 1% of the vote, the mere sight of these two makes me gag for Lydia, gag!)

BB9's Evel Dick and Danielle (hrrrm...CBS's website has him listed as "Evil" Dick when I thought he owned the equity on the Double-E'd usage of BB devilishness, and I'm Facebook friends with him so I should know.  Ed. note:  Libbytown odds remain favoritively in favor the primeval evil, Dr. Evil.)

BB11's Jeff and Jordan (Oh, Jeevuz, I could handle Jeff all day long but no more Jordan pleez, I get impatient when it takes over 45 seconds to ooze out a 6 word sentence, also I was just reminded that Jordan won that season so yeah enough.   Presently they are, however, ranking first place.)

BB12's Hayden and Enzo (Brigade bros, I suppose in the manner of Former Brigade Bro, Matt, I could probably sheepishly admit I was a bit of Shirtless Hayden fan, but was never an Enzo fan so no.)

And there they are BB Fans of America.  The entries for Season 13's "Double Trouble" Twist, but alas, do not let the likes of Mrs. Moonves fool you into thinking that you can vote which duo should return, the good people at CBS have already decided that for us.  The votes are just to see who we fans think will return.  Bravo, enterprise!

And WTF, why did I hear for a year that this was going to be a full-on All Star season?

Anyhow, GO CHILLTOWN!  Make it ROUND THREEEEE!!!