Yes.

Because we like Daniele a lot more than her father does, we are here now thrilled that Kalia is the new HoH.  Sure, there are internet rumors that all Kalia does is complain and eat and emit gasses and guzzle milk of magnesia and warm the house's only toilet seat but now she can add nominate for eviction to that list of chores and she has Daniele's back, and may even do whatever Dani says she should. Yes.

In jackass news: Dick's got a lot of nerve, it's probably a little easier to evaluate Season 13's gameplay from an empty livingroom, if only he held the same faith in Daniele that she demonstrates for herself in her HoH Blog. Jackass.

Other jackasses tonight include: 
Jeff and Jordan.  Done with hearing how you "just wanted to spend the summer together." You could have done that in, literally, a zillion other places than on my tv, so stop.

Lawon.  For that look of disbelief he gave when he was swiftly disqualified from a competition.

"Nobody in this game cares for anyone but themselves!" --Rachel Reilly

CBS.  For completely glossing over Brendon's inherent gros-il-grotesque assholitry.  A library of live feeds has proof that this guy is a complete dink, that when push comes to shove he point his cro-magnus toward the Achilles heel with wide-ranging, Lowest Common Denominator ammunition.  He just makes himself look like a complete dink in a hammock or in a DR or in front of a laptop, but CBS just keeps marketing him as this chivalrous sword-taking stud for Rachel, as some honorable dumpster monogamist, but thankfully Rachel puts CBS in its place by pointing out that this week's HoH comp was clearly rigged, because obviously it's aeronautically impossible for her to lose an HoH, what's she gonna dust off her shoulders now. And to a newbie??  Muuuaahahhhaaahhhaaa.

The Online Edickt

Evel Dick has issued a statement* about his early departure, it takes him 9 minutes to basically say that he's whipped by some insecure woman who has a telephone.

Whether the "very personal" matter is genuine, it's clear that before his dparture Dick had one of the stronger strategies on the floor, aligning with Former HGs and manipulating the newbie (and vet!) fan whores, he's so wormy. Dominic is also onto something, he was able to work with the twist and concoct, and brand, The Regulators...but wait, he didn't know who Daniele was? Oh, and he's also an oily beauhunk 25yo virgin from San Francisco, mm hmm.

Other skimmed thoughts....Daniele doesn't seem committed to the game, but I hope her attitude, and maybe the Maria Shriver look, change. Keith's milk-humping was full of CHARLATAN! I'm curious why they gave the womens prison line for Shelly to say. I wonder if Jordan can fake dumb all the way to the bank, again. Rachel and Brendon are still DUMB!

*This may or may not link to the recorded statement about his departure, there seemed to be some linkplay by RTVZone.com at the time of posting.

Methodickal Planning?

Oh God, it's good he's gone, it is too easy, too tempting to manually insert the man's name into every word of the dicktionary, d'oh!! Online readers may still be gasping over Evel Dick's departure, but the Live Feed subscribers know that the show must go on, and thusly gone on have they. There's no Live Feed reception available in the impoverished region of Libbytown, so hereabouts, the departed-Dick gasping gapes on. Naturally the show's fans have been sharing questions and speculations about the exit, and now E.D. has tweeted to bed the popular rumor that he was in jail by posting that he's not, that no one's sick, that he was not kicked off, just that his primary concern was to promote RTVZone.com, does he own that site or something? This season's BB jobline featured him as a CEO of an internet venture, or something cheezily similar. Suspect the already-exited, a lot of this reeks of CBS Factory pollution, yet the sight of this video found on Bitchy Big Brother Blog throws me off:



Kindly Rocky Mountain Grampah Dick seems sort of sincere in his newfound summer plans, at all? I guess further tuning-in is needed to form a better opinion. How much of a methodical dick is Dick? Only time will indickate (whuh-oops tell, I meant tell) tell.

There Will Be Spoilers

This is the first and last announced FOMG *%$$%#^SPOILER ALERT!!!*%$$%#^!!! on this blog, the way I see it the show's Live Internet Access absolves any question of ethics so expect a leisurely attitude toward the day-to-day happenin's of the house.  Even so, I still felt eyes-surprised when my eyes fell upon a newslink that 'Big Brother' Housemate 'Evel' Dick Donato Has Left the Show was being reported on the same page as a recap of last night's episode.  Wha haaaapind?  The report indicates that it was a personal matter and that we'll find out the details on Wednesday's episode.

I'm suspicious, why did CBS leak this news? What of the timing of his departure, right after the season premiere, during the Showtime broadcast? Whether this quick in-and-out appearance was engineered by the producers or authentic bratty behavior by a 50yo dick-utante, I don't know. But I do think for some, his bullshit will be missed!