Sunday Night Profile

Lawon

In tonight's episode Lawon reminds viewers that he is a competitor, just as we viewers "know." This might not mean he can move his ski hips like a birthworthy BB houseguest, but he sure's got the styyle to bring the HOH Robe back to the airwaves and it's a little unclear whether his Liberace-Soulbrother Coming Out story was meant to encourage CBS-watchin' At Risk Youth of America, or if it was meant for Shelly. Crafty.

 

Game. Play. 

Elsewise, still rocking on Dani, maybe she's showing a smidge too much pride but she deserves it. Loved it when she told Kalia to "Hey Kalia...Shut up," and how she got Jeff to admit he was swallowing his pride. The BB internet constituents have been weighing her options, now that Male Boo-kie has won the POV. Will he take off himself, will he be Rachel's knight in Penisgate armor, will Daniele backdoor Jeff or put up Jordan opposite Rachel, or will she target Shelly/Lawon in suspicion of their games. Breathlessly waiting to know!

...oh, and was that Jeff NOT staying with Jordan in the Have-Not room all the while bragging about his $10K?? If yes then, dammmn.

Donato for Mayor of Libbytown

Not only did Daniele vote against the Vets, but girl went on a vengeance and won HOH and then delivered Brenchel a Clifford-sized what-fer! when they came groveling to her in the HOH room. Spank! Word on the interweb street is that Daniele is avenging her house/soul mate and breaking up the Vet alliance and is targeting Brenchel. No protests here in Libbytown, but maybe just the slightest evermost hopeful twinkle-wishes that our Mayor Candidate breaks up Jeff/Jordan instead. As dreadful as Brenchel is, they're sort of pitiful in comparison to the seemingly more privileged J/J, and besides, it was Jeff who was so dominant about getting Dom out. But still, respecting Dani in her win and her choices, for now.

And *just*now* Libbytown wire has received word on nominations. Interested readers may click here for more info.

No Juryhouse For You

Pillows are a little wetter here in Libbytown tonight, a fond farewell to a casualty of Danielle's overzealous plan which was only put in place to impress Dominic, so really, he still only has his hundreds layers of sexiness to blame. When you look at the stats, Brendon has studied rocket science and owns a non-idiot fiancée, Jordan earns $500k just by lifting her eyebrows a lot, Rachel radiates that impervious Vegas-Irish wizzdumb and Jeff has obviously cow-tipped, so you just can't fight that! Against it as a newbie, you cannot win. Donning black veils for Dominic. Danielle's ~Undying Love~ vote for him is probably going to smart.

Otherly, loving how Kalia thinks people actually care about her game. By only watching the show it appears that she's rocking a floater game, why would she want to jeopardize that by pretending that she's playing. Lawon kinda helps the rumor that black people aren't into skiing, and we regretfully report that Jeff was right, that was a terrible speech.

Beware the Unfair

The inherent unfairness of this year's season was a topic of conversation among Libbytownspeople this morning, and a conversation documented by OnlineBigBrother.com is further evidence of the unfair bias. It is wrong for CBS to throw in past houseguests, among them 2 winners and all of them very invested in and familiar with their partners. Brendon, Rachel, Jeff, Jordan, Danielle, and Dick were each afforded time to think over their previous seasons and their past mistakes and they are completely aware of what BB life is like, the newbies didn't have a chance! The Vet alliance has its cracks and problems, but it's proven to be tremendously strong, like a fist, and the newbies walked in at a complete disadvantage, as seen in this conversation between Jeff, Brendon, and Dominic (ps, if you haven't read any other spoilers, Adam and Dominic are on the block and the reigning HoHurl is also the PoVomit holder):

3:34pm
Jeff and Brendon HOH talking about how awkeard the house is right now. Brendon starts talking about how stupid the other group is, “I just want to win to get these people out.. they don’t deserve to be in this house”. Jeff agrees they call Kalia and Dani stupid a couple dozen times (standard for these guys everyone is a idiot but themselves). Dom joins them, Jeff: “What are you going to do jam a pool que up our asses” Dom laughs says that was last night he came up to talk (Last night Dom played a perfect game of pool) Dom says he knows he’s going home he just wants to clear things up before he goes, “Hands down I never said to backdoor Jeff”. Brendon: “I’ll admit I don’t remember everything perfectly so I don’t know what I heard exactly”. Jeff says it doesn’t matter if Dom said it or not he was all part of it. Jeff thought it was a little suspicious that after the veto was won Dom was acting a bit too relaxed for someone to be on the block. Jeff explains that he wanted to keep Dom 100% but then he started hearing about backdooring Jeff, Dani started to act funny and then Jeff heard that Dom threw the veto and that got him thinking that maybe Something was up. Jeff says they all know who started the backdoor thing, Jeff: “You knew about that plan to backdoor me… why didn’t you say something to me at the time… it easy say hey look Jeff’s my buddy lets not backdoor him”

Dom says he never thought that the backdoor plan would work he just disregarded it.. Dom tries to explain how difficult it would be for Dom to go up and tell Jeff that the house is trying to get him backdoored, “hey Jeff someone is going to backdoor your.. You didn’t trust me if I would of told you that you would of said go fuck off you’re going home”. Dom states that there is no way anyone will get into the final for this year, “You 4 will not crack so the other players are trying to figure it out”
Jeff: “Dude what are the chances that the 4 of us making to the final 4″
Dom: “it’s very good”
Jeff: “Dude Jordan won in our season this is big brother anything can happen”
Dom: “How can you guys tell me that you would pick me over your pairs it’s not going to happen”
Brendon: “You guys all think we’re going to make it to the end”
Dom: “YES you are”
Dom: “Let me get this straight i’m going home because you heard from someone that they wanted to backdoor you and I was friends with that person”
Jeff: “You an accessory to backdooring me…. you should of put a stop to it when Dani suggested it”
Brendon: “What did she tell you.. did she tell you that she was going to get us turn on each other”
Dom: “I’m not going to through her under the bus”
Brendon: “She screwied you over you know that right”
Brendon: “Dani has no chance in this game anymore… if she was such a smart player she should of gotten you all to shut your mouths about backdooring jeff”
Dom: “Last week I would of been gone if I had not won the Veto… I was alone playign a game.. Shelly and Casi were making deals with everyone adam I can’t trust… and you guys didn’t trust me so I needed Dani”
Jeff: “You could of picked us”
Dom: “You guys never trusted me.. Dani was my only way in, I had to get with her so you guys would trust me.” He tries to remind them that he was on the block last week and was suppose to go home because of them.
rachel joins them.
Brendon tells him he should of just gone up to BRJJ as soon as Dani started talking about Backdooring Jeff then we would of taken Dani’s spot in the group. Brendon: “She screwed you man”. Dom sticks to his story says he never thought the plan to Backdoor Jeff was going to happen he thought it was too stupid to actually become a reality.. Dom: “I never said to backdoor Jeff I wanted Lawon gone” Rachel blurts in says that she never heard DOm say that. Dom says he said it on the bed.. Brendon agrees he heard it.

Dom : “Is there any shot in hell that I can mend this”
Brendon and Jeff say they can’t trust Dani anymore nor can they trust dom. Jeff: “dani made the biggest dumbest move in the game and she prides herself to be this great big brother player … she did the stupidest move.. we would be the on the same sheet of paper for dumb moves if we kept you it would go Dani and then us” Dom says that he never thought the whole backdooring thing would come back to him because it was all dani’s idea. Jeff says there’s no way Dom is staying unless he can magically change spaces with Dani which isn’t going to happen… “you gone.”

--Onlinebigbrother.com

Real "fair" and the arrogance is impossible, singleton players being chastised for playing the game, please! Jeff, what a tool, proclaiming how idiot bizarre the game is when someone like Jordan can win the same season he played? Boo, CBS! All year long the buzz was that this would be a full-on All-Star season, we're usually fairly forgiving with "The Twist" fails but this one is shameful. Callin' it from the pulpit: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE!! Hopefully, L'town's just overreacting over the presumable loss of Dominic and Jeff/Jordan and Brenchel will turn on one another before the Final 4, we'll see.

In other nooz, tomorrow Libbytown's Celebration Department will be busy on a birthday tour for BB friend Laurie (Happy Birthday, Laurie!!!) so there will be no post-show update tomorrow night. Looking forward to Thursday, and to a new HoH!

Don't Hassel with the Relationshit

Eau mah gaude, I can't imagine what it is like in that house, where the constant arguments between two virtuously empty people really are just veiled attempts at croco-tears and more narcissism.  Pass!  Still, it's encouraging to know that even know Rachel needs her dream lycra wedding that she kept her rage in check and made sound nominations for her game, even if it means me-n-Dani's boyfriend might be going home, sob!
 

 

 Libbytown Swah-vay!

'Twas yet another episode of Jordan proving that she's not as dumb and innocent as she appears, she was ON that Hasselhoff shit and I can't disagree with her Luxury Comp guest choices, that's what she does, she makes friends with everyone now so that it payzz off later, it's a proven system.

Sunday Night Points-O-Ponder:

Is that a Magen David over Adam's bacon shirt? (Ah-vah!!)

Do they only speak Cynicism on Planet Jeff?

Could there be anything more insufferable than watching someone grovel to Rachel the HOH room as Brendon holds a coffee cup by the handle? (No!)

Was that Zingbot at this year's Comic Con?

 

Zinnggg!!!

What's in a Name

Jordan's HOH Blog sounds as Jordan as Jordan can be. It's polite, it displays loyalty to Jeff, and it is very kind to her fellow houseguests. Except, she misspells half their names. In order she lists them as:

Jeff (Spelled correctly)
brandon (His name's Brendon)
Shelly (Spelled correctly, reports horrible guilt for nominating her for eviction)
Rachel (Correctly spelled, strongly aligned, still places after Shelly in HOH blog mentions)
Cassie (Is spelled Cassi, Jordan consistently disarmed her anti-female vibe, here she doesn't give her the satisfaction of spelling her name right)
Lawan (Incorrect, appears she doesn't care how he spells his name)
Kaleigha (Incorrect, appears like a nod to a pageant-princess niece)
Dominique (Incorrect, in English this is a female name)
Adam (Too difficult to misspell this one)
Danny (Odd, this is the male version)
Dick (Self-explanatory)

Curious. Maybe it's a little unreasonable, but misspelling so many names is a little rude, it appears she didn't even attempt Porsche. Can't help but notice that Libbytown's Latent Animosity Meter is pinging, at about 63-68%!

Thursdayness

Just a few skipper Thursday Live Show Eviction Night points before the upcoming Kouples Kounseling Korner.

*Brendon needs to learn how to handle his pre-learned thoughts. If people swear on a loved one, he shouldn't have to have the need to prove that he knows they're full of shit. Dumbass.

*Adam feigned his way thru the Julie Chen "aren't you excited your partner won the POV" conversation well. Even on the live broadcast he had no "tell" which way he was leaning (and he was lying.) Adam and his woman seem MFEO which convinces me even more that he's a real person, a real player. I hope he lasts for a while.

*Jeff. Has way more "tells" than Adam, he'll only win to the stupid.

*Dom, is too young. He has so much strength! But something sucks. This whole "virgin" story is as believable as the original one, it's just another strategic fumble. And since this concretely stated never-slept-away "best friend" has categorized his Danielle strategy as "He acts like he likes her, but he's just playing the game..." it's clear to Libbytown that Dominic knows how to manipulate people with sex and (compulsive?) lies. Awkward Painful alert: I think I'd check the child abuse record on this kid.

*Shelly, exposed the hyper-consciousness of her lies by overexplaining the Truth Tenets of her house.
"I Will Not Deceive!"
"I Will Not Lie!"
"I Will Tell Everyone I Tell My Good Southern Daughter That She Will 100 Times Write That She Will Not Fib Because I'm A Big Lying Guilty-Feeling Outdoor-Industry Exec!"

*Jordan. Works people, has the "dumb blonde, floater winner" advantage. Expert listener, works with her caveman boyfriend.

*Dani--Is emotionally fragile right now. She's on the show, she claims she's worried about her dad, she's completely reluctantly obsessed with Dom, and during their hallway live run-in, he nervously rolled off of her when he should have acknowledged her in a more intimate way, and she's now crushed, because she's smart. It will be interesting to see how someone like Danielle handles emotional distress in contrast to how it's handled by the reigning HoHurl.

Cassi--has herself to blame for her eviction, it is clear by her exit Chenterview that she emits strong anti-female undercurrents which, guess what, cause animosity from other females. She mentioned a few too many times that she was a model, done with her, bye bye!!