Don't Hassel with the Relationshit

Eau mah gaude, I can't imagine what it is like in that house, where the constant arguments between two virtuously empty people really are just veiled attempts at croco-tears and more narcissism.  Pass!  Still, it's encouraging to know that even know Rachel needs her dream lycra wedding that she kept her rage in check and made sound nominations for her game, even if it means me-n-Dani's boyfriend might be going home, sob!
 

 

 Libbytown Swah-vay!

'Twas yet another episode of Jordan proving that she's not as dumb and innocent as she appears, she was ON that Hasselhoff shit and I can't disagree with her Luxury Comp guest choices, that's what she does, she makes friends with everyone now so that it payzz off later, it's a proven system.

Sunday Night Points-O-Ponder:

Is that a Magen David over Adam's bacon shirt? (Ah-vah!!)

Do they only speak Cynicism on Planet Jeff?

Could there be anything more insufferable than watching someone grovel to Rachel the HOH room as Brendon holds a coffee cup by the handle? (No!)

Was that Zingbot at this year's Comic Con?

 

Zinnggg!!!