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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Rachel-Off

Wow. How dumb can one Rachel be. Libbytown spouses are scribbling out the mathematics, but in the meantime we can analyze Brendon's formula for delivering Rachel constructive criticism:

5 Positives
+
1 Opportunity for Improvement
+
5 Positives
Repeat as necessary

Example, in the tone of wimpy pink-attired Brendon:
I love you. You're beautiful. I can't wait to marry you. You're one of the best competitors Big Brother's ever seen.  You know that's true. You've got to stop talking to people that way. I know you love to compete. You can beat anyone out there! Anyone!  It's you and me to the end, baby! You have to play with your head.

Who has the energy for that?? Watching Rachel's DRs is clinically painful, she's got less foresight than a used paper towel and her assessment of Cassi (She's so pretty, but she's just not good at playing this game!) is emptier than I thought possible.  So glad CBS decided to give the slots to these two good and well deserving people!

Jeff has good strategy but his temper totally gets in the way and will hurt him, again.  

Dani is workin' it, objectivity, ambition, and cat venom may get her far.

Once again, BB has left the Soul Perspective to Lawon...and not much else.  It'd be nice if he'd win HOH, just to see something new.

What happened to Brendon's knees??

At last, results are in.  How dumb can one Rachel be?   Mathematical impact reveals:  As dumb as 2 seasons! 

Makes sense, I guess.

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