Math, and the Wrath of a Certain Laugh

When you commit to leisure, sometimes math suffers which is what I realized as I wrung out my good sobbing hanky after learning that Dr. Will Kirby announced plans to never re-enter the BB house.  Still, no need to throw out your tv set, the good doctor makes it clear that he is happy to make other appearances just not competition based reality shows, all while making himself sound like a bit of a supersized douchebag.

So assuming he's for once telling the truth that is -1 option for Returning Houseguests for Season 13, and probably -2 if you count Mike Boogie as a human, which led me to discover that there's not just ONE pair returning, that there's 2 or 3 deuces returning (again, the math...all's I know is that there are 8 new HG's but haven't yet found confirmation of the exact total of HG's, that Julie Chen, she's just luvz dem twists!)

Alas with these numbers we viewers should each invest in a personal pair of iron earmuffs, with all the drama over Penisgate and tackiness in general, that cackle, those chinzits, they are all but guaranteed to return.