Who Woulda Thunk It

Rachel Reilly wins $500k in Big Brother 13, she can now outclass herself with a new shade of red, maybe address that skin condition, and also dump Brendon. All of me is happy that Adam won $000k, he's more delusional than Kalia, anyone whose claim to fame is BB Superfan and votes the way he did is a brat and deserves a beating. Poor Daniele took on a beating herself, her father is a certified horse's ass, Kalia had no business blaming the deficit in her gameplay on Daniele, and I'm not sure Jeff deserves $25k for continuing to misunderstand how Big Brother works. Bravo to Jordan for voting the way she did, same to Shelly, nothing against Porsche it's just that Rachel was the kind of player who thought about the game constantly and therefore was more deserving, imho. And is it just me or is Julie getting a little too liberal with the crazed "I NEED AN ANSWER!" hosting style, gawd!

Anyways, thanks for taking the leisure tour, see you next year,
The other Rachel (Libbytown)

Julie Chen: News Homosapien

I've never seen Julie Chen's other string-of-pearls from Les Moonves, The Talk on CBS, but I just read that she was pissing everyone off with statements like "my husband feels strongly that you should not be talking about news [without me], you are not news people," according to the NY Post. Ha!  Bitch.  Two co-hosts, Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete were reportedly not asked back to Season 2 (i.e., do not cross Mrs. Moonves) but the Wikipedia confirms that Melissa Jaret Winokur is part of The Talk, which probably explains her DWTS-like live audience appearance in last Thursday's live eviction show (of course, Marissa was also a contestant on DWTS, but nevermind that, DWTS has way more celebs in their audience, I think this is the first I've seen for Big Brother.  Nice touch, Ceebs.)

 Julie Chen eats the flesh of non-news people.

Apparently there was no Sunday episode last night due to the 10th anniversary of 9/11 (why wasn't Julie covering that) but I can say that Adam gets more useless the cockier he gets.  First place loser, baby.  Can't wait!

Bye Jordan

Often, often I think about how well composed the evictees present themselves on Julie baggy-black-pantsuit-with-unnecessary-belly-hidin'-cue-cards-wearin' Chen's couch, until tonight, Jordan was reaaaaallly nervous!  Pardon my muuuaaahhahhahaaaaa.  Not sorry to see her lose to Porsche (muuaaaahhahhhaahaaahhaa) and *shocker* Adam's fallen off the butterejaculating machine.  Hangin' on for more news...!

...not even 10:45pm, Rachel wins.

Whhhhaaaa....

....ah?  I thought there was a telethon last Sunday, I didn't realize there was a nomination episode.  Still thru the miracle of Big Brother Spoilers I was pretty much kept up to date, but it still was a surprise to learn that BB's Otev morphed from a last year's giant clam to a fe-man eating shark.  As if Adam wins anything, and as if cinched leopard print covers a Chegnant ass, I'm sorry.  P.S. Jeff, sorry you didn't convert Shelly to heteroism but it's no reason to make yourself look like more Jake La Mottish.  I guess Adam still won HoH and is in the final 3.  Would he survive an endurance comp? Against a group of people that doesn't include Kalia,hallelujah? Prollyzno. Rachel will probably advance this round, who might she take to the final two?  Jordan's previous win might guarantee her a second place against anyone, Porsche/Adam's performance might guarantee them a second place against anyone. Still, only Julie Chen knows......

He Sells Sea Shellys by the He Shore

Bon soir, Shelly.  I grew more fondly for her bowlegged baseballing demeanor as houseguests twiddled down, the whole "playing" thing vs. "sitting around in velour sweatsuits or hilarious tshirts referencing bacon*appletini*90210" otherthing.  This is the second comp this week they've thrown to Rachel. The feeds are down so word is yet in whether she has won the 13-minute competition but given her attendance record, perseverance, and positive post-Brendonjeff attitude, I duck as I type this:  Team Rachel.  Porsche's HoH blog proves that she mostly wanted a vacation, Jordan's goodbye to Shelly, wow, what a [floating] bitch,  Adam, what a floating bitch, and Kalia---don't even.  In other news, Big "Clown Shoes" Jeff argues things like "It wasn't a 'what if' situation Brendon, the clown shoe was there, like what if I had just looked to the side and found it."

10:30pm
Words in: Rachel won.

Two Things:

1)  Whhhhhhhhy did Porsche nominate Rachel/Jordan when it would be so easy to backdoor them.

2)  Hoooooooow much did CBS want Rachel to win another Bren-nana comp.

3) Those were the scariest dummies alive and Brendon's (teeth) looked like Zach, BB8.

Dolphin squeal "Teeeeeeth!"

Sob Story

TS Irene knocked power out of the nation of Libbytown, but we're back on the grid and keeping a close eye on any pet rabbits now that Glenn-Close-I-mean-Jordan realizes that Daniele gets to spend more of the summer with Jeff than she does.  Local BB math analysts have commented that after the Double Elimination episode, that this is when to kick it into gear, that in this game it is best to just lay low until now and then start winning comps (hi Porsche.)  Not that Porsche should win, but that this is what is happening, that Lawon surrendered himself and that other big players make big targets.  For all of Jordan's tears and resurfacing venom, I think it's worthwhile to note that she blamed Jeff's assholism on his being from the Northern United States and that Shelly agreed, but it is of my opinion that Shelly is now worthy of the winning title, that she entered the game playing, that Rachel also entered the game playing but she's tads too Rachel, that Jordan should have never entered the house and that she was just living her half-million life, that Adam is a kissass, that Porsche got Nutella'd and confused, and that Kalia is just too maddeningly pleased with herself for Libby Me to deal.  Nervous about this week's duo twist, would hate to continue to lose the house's best players 2 weeks in a row!

I know, Shelly.  Whose ego could ever be as easy to stroke as Jeff's???

Step it up, people!

Dani's last words in the house, "step it up, people!" and that her alliance did, what a riot. RIP Dani, but that writing was on the wall.  It was surprising to witness Big Jeff bullying Shelly on national tv and now I'm reading that Jordan and Shelly are fighting hardcore, I'm sure it's about how Shelly was supposed to be advancing Jeff which is the kind of bullshit pansy stuff that people like Adam do, so at this moment I think Shelly rocks.  And Porsche, since Week 3 she's the only one in the house outside of Daniele who was ever mindful of gasp voting Jeff out.  He was sent packing by Kalia and Porsche, and Shelly, too good to be true, bye bye Big Ego!  Hee goan.

Adam is ridiculous...and the only male in the house!

Big Jeff's Big Week

The last 15 seconds of the episode certain chests clutched in relief for Danielle, that there will be a double eviction tomorrow and that she will not have to spend a week alone with Brendon.  Cuz as Big Jeff sez about Danielle,  shee goan, and Porsche said that if she went to the jury house that Rachel wouldn't be walking down the aisle so all her "I don't want to be there with Brendon" is fulla. 

Also noted:

Jordan suddenly started calling the Humilatard a Unitard, pourquoi?

Stroking Jeff's ego is kind of easy.

Daniele outclasses Rachel and her father, no matter what Zingbot says.

The word is mischievous.

Jordan's *ZINGGG!* really sucked.

Kalia needs to stop using those chest socks as lures in the HOH room, it does not work.

If you tell Jeff you like his haircut, he just might take you off the block.

Jeff deserves some credit this week. 

Politically Correct Sunday (not)

Sometimes late at night the tv will be on Big Brother After Dark while I'm going to sleep and as I half-listen I'll sometimes think "Who's that guy??" and it always turns out to be Shelly, but one other time I got all confused seeing Kalia doing all this housework and gameplaying until I saw this:

And I was like, "OOOOOHHHHHHHH. That wasn't Kalia doing all that work, that was Shelly, just with a massive über-tan. Totally makes more sense." Duh. But dang that tan must be weighing an extra 2-3 pounds on her!

And I'm sorry, Rachel is so in love with Jeff, and Jeff knows it which is why her key came out of that nomination box first. He knows he can manipulate her and can even tame her, and it all just makes his ego grow even larger and the Humilitarded eat even more Lucky Charms. I read that earlier today Jeff addressed Jordan as "Hey, Stupid," and that Adam told him that he can no longer call her that since she's not wearing the Humilitard. "Hey, Big Jerk," is that the patron saint of wifebeaters around your neck? It certainly looks like a religious medal, has he been wearing it all summer? I hadn't noticed, it looks sort of like it's dueling with Adam's teeny weeny Star of David that he wears beneath his bacon shirt and I have definitely seen Adam touchy about the subject, one night Jeff didn't acclaim Adam's grandmother's latkes enough and it wasn't long before Adam was cleaning a lot and talking like he was in a concentration camp where presumably Jeff was, a Nazi. It was really tense, everyone else went outside and dropped it but Adam remained all riled up inside, muttering to the cameras about the drama and how interesting the DR sessions would be because of it. So I dunno, I guess when you add wifebeater and anti-semite to the previous list of "racist, homophobe, douchebag" it makes me not so sure this was Jeff's season to shine, except for maybe on CBS.

Also on CBS, this commercial totally caught me off guard and garnered the biggest laughs of the night, certainly bigger than the laughs of discomfort over (smite them!) Porsche's fed DR lines.

For once, truth in advertising. Velveeta is liquid gold...and the solid form doesn't suck either.

Bye Bye Again-don

Yes, Brendon quickly exited and re-exited through the swift revolving door of reality television, just like always happens when contestants re-enter a competition based reality show on television, and now we're still waiting on the new HoH, so on this Thursday we're only left with the matter of Julie Chen's wardrobe to talk about. I thought it was a mock jeans dress with a frisbee-disc beaded necklace from Old Navy and body glitter from Monica Lewinsky. My husband thought it was a tarp. And then the Chen turned sideways. Husband dared not to confirm, but I sorta thought that maybe....maybe? Maybe we've got another Julie Chegnancy on our hands? Sure, maybe it was the pleats that made her bottom half look all ***bllllouuuuuughhhhh*** like that, but maybe that's why they chose the Iowa State Fair-y dress? Is there another Moonves arriving on planet Earth? Only time and tv might tell.

Cute as a Stupid Little Button

That quote there in the title, is not mine. It's what Jeff called the pigtails Jordan wore with the Humilitard she won for a week from the PoV comp, an outfit of course she pretends to hate. Just moments prior Jeff was nominating Jordan for canonization for taking the veto away from someone who is on the block and forcing her into an awkward phone call and 24 hours of confinement. Oh the tears, I don't get these people, I just know that Brendon is edited to be a little too enthusiastic over the zombie metaphor. It feels like viewers might get a zombie theme soon.

CBS - 1987
(I know these two aren't zombies but close enough, right.)

Light Bathroom Reading

Recently Read:

*That the 4 permanently evicted houseguests are the 4 members of The Regulators, which was an alliance moniker that always sounded sort of super Ex-Laxxy so maybe their quick departure makes sense?

*Kalia's HOH Blog, the first line is a blood-pressure gauge, I cannot stress enough how easy I thought this house would be, she says which is prolly so OMG the stoopidist thang I've, like, read all centure-ay. Kalia also reports how she sprechens Deutsche as a result from exposure to a crappy textbook and 6 weeks of teenage bierdrinking with American friends (sorry, but no) and one night on Big Brother After Dark Kalia was asked how it was that she became a Hair Scissorologist with no training and little experience, and she knew it was because her old roommate once asked her to trim her split ends. Girl Hemorrhoid = Deludinoid.

*That Racist/Homophobe/Douchebag Is Getting A Hero's Edit! and FYI "Racist/Homophobe/Douchebag" means Jeff (I thought they were talking about Brendon!) but Live Feed viewers seem to get more upset about Shelly's edit for the CBS broadcast because, well, she is playing a game of lies (in their defense, she is pretty heinous.)

*Adam has won PoV, taken himself off, and Daniele has nominated Brendon in his place. Will Brendon once again chuck it in the chowder room? Will smelly Shelly leave the telly? Let's stay tuned!

Slumday

It's true, we've taken a break from the dispelling stories of Brendon's "2 zillion" Please Return votes as they've caused all kinds of cracks and questions in television reality, such as seen in the Libbytown Research Dept. where it was previously noted that all devoted BB fans who *watch the show, *watch the online feeds, and *consult with other BB Nerds online, tended to all waaaay more expect a sway toward Cassi or Dominic votes. That only on CBS BB's Facebook page anyone ever witness an enthusiasm toward Brendon's return to the house.

Meanwhile, support here remained in Daniele's corner, she is playing to win and judging by the order of her nomination keys she is taking the Girl Power vote with her, so *Girl*Power*Dani!* Lotsa cheers for smelling the bullshit and embracing the newbies and knowing where to go from there. CBS will kindly hide your work and your struggles for you.

Yes, of the three of us I'm wearing the most pink on my head, 

but that just means that I'm the biggest brainiac in the room.

Meanwise, CBS could have reported an all but evaporation of the chemistry from this Brenchel reunion, viewers can see it on Big Brother After Dark. Has the Zizzle gone to Fizzle? Is Brendon just a Friend-in? Does Rachel care for no more Facials? Tabloid blogging will have to stay tuned!

All Points Bullitinized

There was a 5-point crisis alarm chez Libbytown tonight, the Department of Homegirl Security was called to respond to a friend emergency and as a result the Thursday Night Episode municipal efforts hit low staff levels, but we did catch a glimpse of BRENDON battling himself back into the house, which is complete bullshit, so maybe we'll be back for further service reports. Maybe not.

Wednesday Night BB Conversations

Rachel: Don’t trust my dry tearducts, my life is over now that Daniele has spitefully taken away my future husband/biggest enemy! Everybody hates me!

Shelly: I know I’m a man, but I’m no Brendon. I’m trying my man-damnedest to get you to behave less Rachel-y but it’s not working. Lemme just be Shelly and say: STFU!!!!!

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Jeff: Shelly, things must be bad when you expose those puffy eyes to crying. Should we make out?

Shelly: No dude, we’re both dudes!

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Jeffaestus: Jeffeeeezus! Rocky! Viet Nam!

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Jeff: Rachel, you’re obviously upset and I’m inexplicably shirtless. Are you mad because I won PoV and you didn’t?

Rachel: Jeff, just let me take off my shirt.

Jeff: Let me watch you...leave......

Jordan: PS, I’m in the room, like, I wonder whuuuuuuutttttttt will happen once you’re safe and I’m not, asshole.

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Everyone: Lawon, you’re kind of crazy!

Lawon: Because I classified unbearded Adam as “handsome-fied?”

Everyone: We weren’t thinking about that but, ew, yeah, what’s up with the creepy new guy?

Lawon: Because of my Emmy-nominating performances? Because I’m surrendering myself for cult hero powers?

Everyone: Yeah.

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Meanwhile, the city-state of Libbytown is passing a torch in the countdown to The Twist.  If Brendon walks through those doors tomorrow night we residents will cry Dukakis!  Internet fans have revealed that nobody is voting for Brendon, but CBS tells us that Julie Chen does now have a cool new Twitter account. Doo kahk kuzzz.

Blackie Collins

Blackie Collins is Kalia's nom de laptop on her much-mentioned relationship blog. Meh, I don't care what Blackie says on June 2, if Kalia ever lays those eyes on a positive pregnancy test or on a sonogram of her blastulated uterus the first person she'll show is Facebook. Libbytown Web Librarians were somewhat more impressed with her collection of upbeat entertainment articles. Meanwhile in Studio City, Kalia has witnessed Jeff take himself off the block and she has nominated Lawon as a volunteer pawn replacement. A getting-rid-of-the-pawn scheme is already being discussed, Daniele included, which means if Lawon ends up with the opportunity to battle it back into the house, viewers will surely be seeing Cassi or Dom returning. Be sure to vote Dominic back in at CBS.com!

Sauerkraut, Sour Grapes

Yup, that was a tall drink of Sour Grapes that Jordan only half-chugged during this week's Have/Have Not comp, still she managed to blame her team's loss on Shelly for, gasp, not listening to her thug boyfriend. It is true, America's Sweetheart has been Have-Notted to the brink and the veneer is sort of, cracking. "Big Jeff" might find it hard to watch someone "so pure and so innocent" crying out her baby blues, but we here in Libbytown are just kicking back in our comfy livingrooms with the low lighting and the lots of comfort carbs as we lift our glass to say "geaux, tiger," wondering if Jordan has noticed that Dani and Kalia have each won just as many HoH's as she has, which is sort of a lot for players who didn't enter the house with a spouse. Maybe Jordan's angry because she knows if her boyfriend wins the PoV (which he has) that there's a hefty probability that he'll throw her in harm's way. He was gloating a little bit of Jeff/Rachel sexual tension (I know!) in Jordan's face during Big Brother After Dark last night, that the Jeff/Rachel fighting was turning more into flirting. Presumably Jordan noticed it too considering her bizarre comments to Jeff about how certain things in the house SMELL LIKE FISH and randomly shouting about how important in life it is to HAVE STANDARDS. Poor Jordan, but honestly, as a previous winner she should have been embarrassed to walk back into that house. Give someone else a chance. Even Evel Dick had the sense to choose drugs over spending the summer with Jeff.

Other Sunday Thoughts:

Can Shelly ever, ever be more painful to watch?

Was Kalia's "Kalia's Room" plaque carved by a golden retriever?

Could I be more surprised by Rachel's content enthusiasm for Have-Not catfish?

Who would trust Shelly?

Who notices that all this season's HoH's have been female?

Does Jeff ever realize that his approach SUCKS?

Yes.

Because we like Daniele a lot more than her father does, we are here now thrilled that Kalia is the new HoH.  Sure, there are internet rumors that all Kalia does is complain and eat and emit gasses and guzzle milk of magnesia and warm the house's only toilet seat but now she can add nominate for eviction to that list of chores and she has Daniele's back, and may even do whatever Dani says she should. Yes.

In jackass news: Dick's got a lot of nerve, it's probably a little easier to evaluate Season 13's gameplay from an empty livingroom, if only he held the same faith in Daniele that she demonstrates for herself in her HoH Blog. Jackass.

Other jackasses tonight include: 
Jeff and Jordan.  Done with hearing how you "just wanted to spend the summer together." You could have done that in, literally, a zillion other places than on my tv, so stop.

Lawon.  For that look of disbelief he gave when he was swiftly disqualified from a competition.

"Nobody in this game cares for anyone but themselves!" --Rachel Reilly

CBS.  For completely glossing over Brendon's inherent gros-il-grotesque assholitry.  A library of live feeds has proof that this guy is a complete dink, that when push comes to shove he point his cro-magnus toward the Achilles heel with wide-ranging, Lowest Common Denominator ammunition.  He just makes himself look like a complete dink in a hammock or in a DR or in front of a laptop, but CBS just keeps marketing him as this chivalrous sword-taking stud for Rachel, as some honorable dumpster monogamist, but thankfully Rachel puts CBS in its place by pointing out that this week's HoH comp was clearly rigged, because obviously it's aeronautically impossible for her to lose an HoH, what's she gonna dust off her shoulders now. And to a newbie??  Muuuaahahhhaaahhhaaa.

CBS Luvs Brendon and his Main Tendon

Libbytowners are decent folk. We honor dignity and integrity and sensitivity, so sometimes we get caught offguard when we find ourselves busting out a rofl when they air Rachel's Maxwell Smart jogger faceplant, again. Or when they show Jeff obviously freaking out, or Brendon applauding himself for curing cancer and spelling multi-lettered words and being Rachel's martyr when we all know he really just wants to go home and get it on with the internet, again.

In reality news, Reality BBQ is reporting that we WILL get to suppose the supposed and vote an evicted houseguest to battle-it-back in. Editorial paranoids can't help but notice that Brendon is on the roster of votees, and that the CBS editing is excessively kind to him and we can expect clips of him fooling himself  through a hideous savior-prince role during a cheap wedding pre-enactment, with Lawon as officiant, Rachel as bride, and Daniele as repulsed guest. And when you click the America's Vote sourcelink provided by Reality BBQ it leads to an "Oops, it's not our fault you got to this dead link, it's yours" message. Was posting the America's Vote info a CBS error? Because we've read that Brenchel is campaigning hard for Jordan to leave.  Or was the posting choreographed.  Is Brendon storyboarded to be voted out, and being urged to be voted back in? How much do sessions with the DR staff sway houseguest vote. Tell us Leader Chen!  Tell us!!

The Antisocial Network

Oy vey, the beat on the internete street is making a Libbyhead spin.  Here are the facts:

HoH: Daniele
Nomination Ceremony: Brenchel
PoV Winner: Brendon
PoV Ceremony: Brendon USES the PoV on RACHEL, Daniele puts JORDAN in her place

It appears that Jordan had pitched the idea to Dani, to place her up as a pawn.  BUTTT that the moment Brendon won PoV, she started campaigning.  Presumably Jordan safely has the votes to stay (Jeff, Shelly, Adam, Kalia, Lawon, [5] vs. Brendon and Porsche [2]), but this doesn't stop Brenchel from further ruining their rep with awkward bullheaded campaign efforts.  Anywhich way it goes, it is as official as a Chen-nouncement that it is official, the Vet alliance will be broken up.  BUTTT, there is heavy speculation that the evicted houseguests are in sequester and that America's Vote will bring one of them back.  And that America will no way in hell vote our rocket scientist back in.  Because his social game makes him so unlikeable.

Just as in life, in the BB house it doesn't matter how much Ph.D. candidacy you're risking, if you don't know how to work people you'll dent your chances of winning.  Jordan PhD's in the social game, she listens to everyone, she knows how to explain things to Rachel so that Rachel understands, she calms Jeff's Rachel-rage, she confidently invites newbies to join her Luxury win, and she worked Daniele to win this vanity (Jeff's Martyr) nomination. She doesn't clobber people with a competitive attitude, but she manipulates their motives with wide eyes and girly blonde hair and a genteel Southern demeanor. She's already won $500k and still people don't see her as a threat.  She's already won $500k.

Rachel's desperation and large muddy insecurity boots turn people away.  Her personality pisses everyone off and puts her at the bottom of the totem pole, and pisses everyone off.  Brendon belongs in the cave of whence he dwells, he knows how to pick a woman with a draggable hairline but he doesn't know how to not sound like a mammoth douchebag.

Jeff, if he didn't look like Jeff there would be little to pay attention to.  I'm sure he'd be good at football or wrestling or any type of sport that relies on bold visible moves and muscles, and I can't say that if he smiled at me I wouldn't smile back, but in the BB house without Jordan he doesn't have a prayer, personably.  Without Jordan's social support Jeff probably couldn't win on his own, which wouldn't be nearly as aggravating if he could get over himself long enough to realize this.

Clearly there's a winner in this underlying bag of social skills, and she's on the block.  Brenchel's presently trying to sell Adam to keep Brendon but their sales skills, are also sucking.  Looks like it's aloha, Brendon.  (America bring back Dom????)

Sunday Night Profile

Lawon

In tonight's episode Lawon reminds viewers that he is a competitor, just as we viewers "know." This might not mean he can move his ski hips like a birthworthy BB houseguest, but he sure's got the styyle to bring the HOH Robe back to the airwaves and it's a little unclear whether his Liberace-Soulbrother Coming Out story was meant to encourage CBS-watchin' At Risk Youth of America, or if it was meant for Shelly. Crafty.

 

Game. Play. 

Elsewise, still rocking on Dani, maybe she's showing a smidge too much pride but she deserves it. Loved it when she told Kalia to "Hey Kalia...Shut up," and how she got Jeff to admit he was swallowing his pride. The BB internet constituents have been weighing her options, now that Male Boo-kie has won the POV. Will he take off himself, will he be Rachel's knight in Penisgate armor, will Daniele backdoor Jeff or put up Jordan opposite Rachel, or will she target Shelly/Lawon in suspicion of their games. Breathlessly waiting to know!

...oh, and was that Jeff NOT staying with Jordan in the Have-Not room all the while bragging about his $10K?? If yes then, dammmn.

Donato for Mayor of Libbytown

Not only did Daniele vote against the Vets, but girl went on a vengeance and won HOH and then delivered Brenchel a Clifford-sized what-fer! when they came groveling to her in the HOH room. Spank! Word on the interweb street is that Daniele is avenging her house/soul mate and breaking up the Vet alliance and is targeting Brenchel. No protests here in Libbytown, but maybe just the slightest evermost hopeful twinkle-wishes that our Mayor Candidate breaks up Jeff/Jordan instead. As dreadful as Brenchel is, they're sort of pitiful in comparison to the seemingly more privileged J/J, and besides, it was Jeff who was so dominant about getting Dom out. But still, respecting Dani in her win and her choices, for now.

And *just*now* Libbytown wire has received word on nominations. Interested readers may click here for more info.

No Juryhouse For You

Pillows are a little wetter here in Libbytown tonight, a fond farewell to a casualty of Danielle's overzealous plan which was only put in place to impress Dominic, so really, he still only has his hundreds layers of sexiness to blame. When you look at the stats, Brendon has studied rocket science and owns a non-idiot fiancée, Jordan earns $500k just by lifting her eyebrows a lot, Rachel radiates that impervious Vegas-Irish wizzdumb and Jeff has obviously cow-tipped, so you just can't fight that! Against it as a newbie, you cannot win. Donning black veils for Dominic. Danielle's ~Undying Love~ vote for him is probably going to smart.

Otherly, loving how Kalia thinks people actually care about her game. By only watching the show it appears that she's rocking a floater game, why would she want to jeopardize that by pretending that she's playing. Lawon kinda helps the rumor that black people aren't into skiing, and we regretfully report that Jeff was right, that was a terrible speech.

Beware the Unfair

The inherent unfairness of this year's season was a topic of conversation among Libbytownspeople this morning, and a conversation documented by OnlineBigBrother.com is further evidence of the unfair bias. It is wrong for CBS to throw in past houseguests, among them 2 winners and all of them very invested in and familiar with their partners. Brendon, Rachel, Jeff, Jordan, Danielle, and Dick were each afforded time to think over their previous seasons and their past mistakes and they are completely aware of what BB life is like, the newbies didn't have a chance! The Vet alliance has its cracks and problems, but it's proven to be tremendously strong, like a fist, and the newbies walked in at a complete disadvantage, as seen in this conversation between Jeff, Brendon, and Dominic (ps, if you haven't read any other spoilers, Adam and Dominic are on the block and the reigning HoHurl is also the PoVomit holder):

3:34pm
Jeff and Brendon HOH talking about how awkeard the house is right now. Brendon starts talking about how stupid the other group is, “I just want to win to get these people out.. they don’t deserve to be in this house”. Jeff agrees they call Kalia and Dani stupid a couple dozen times (standard for these guys everyone is a idiot but themselves). Dom joins them, Jeff: “What are you going to do jam a pool que up our asses” Dom laughs says that was last night he came up to talk (Last night Dom played a perfect game of pool) Dom says he knows he’s going home he just wants to clear things up before he goes, “Hands down I never said to backdoor Jeff”. Brendon: “I’ll admit I don’t remember everything perfectly so I don’t know what I heard exactly”. Jeff says it doesn’t matter if Dom said it or not he was all part of it. Jeff thought it was a little suspicious that after the veto was won Dom was acting a bit too relaxed for someone to be on the block. Jeff explains that he wanted to keep Dom 100% but then he started hearing about backdooring Jeff, Dani started to act funny and then Jeff heard that Dom threw the veto and that got him thinking that maybe Something was up. Jeff says they all know who started the backdoor thing, Jeff: “You knew about that plan to backdoor me… why didn’t you say something to me at the time… it easy say hey look Jeff’s my buddy lets not backdoor him”

Dom says he never thought that the backdoor plan would work he just disregarded it.. Dom tries to explain how difficult it would be for Dom to go up and tell Jeff that the house is trying to get him backdoored, “hey Jeff someone is going to backdoor your.. You didn’t trust me if I would of told you that you would of said go fuck off you’re going home”. Dom states that there is no way anyone will get into the final for this year, “You 4 will not crack so the other players are trying to figure it out”
Jeff: “Dude what are the chances that the 4 of us making to the final 4″
Dom: “it’s very good”
Jeff: “Dude Jordan won in our season this is big brother anything can happen”
Dom: “How can you guys tell me that you would pick me over your pairs it’s not going to happen”
Brendon: “You guys all think we’re going to make it to the end”
Dom: “YES you are”
Dom: “Let me get this straight i’m going home because you heard from someone that they wanted to backdoor you and I was friends with that person”
Jeff: “You an accessory to backdooring me…. you should of put a stop to it when Dani suggested it”
Brendon: “What did she tell you.. did she tell you that she was going to get us turn on each other”
Dom: “I’m not going to through her under the bus”
Brendon: “She screwied you over you know that right”
Brendon: “Dani has no chance in this game anymore… if she was such a smart player she should of gotten you all to shut your mouths about backdooring jeff”
Dom: “Last week I would of been gone if I had not won the Veto… I was alone playign a game.. Shelly and Casi were making deals with everyone adam I can’t trust… and you guys didn’t trust me so I needed Dani”
Jeff: “You could of picked us”
Dom: “You guys never trusted me.. Dani was my only way in, I had to get with her so you guys would trust me.” He tries to remind them that he was on the block last week and was suppose to go home because of them.
rachel joins them.
Brendon tells him he should of just gone up to BRJJ as soon as Dani started talking about Backdooring Jeff then we would of taken Dani’s spot in the group. Brendon: “She screwed you man”. Dom sticks to his story says he never thought the plan to Backdoor Jeff was going to happen he thought it was too stupid to actually become a reality.. Dom: “I never said to backdoor Jeff I wanted Lawon gone” Rachel blurts in says that she never heard DOm say that. Dom says he said it on the bed.. Brendon agrees he heard it.

Dom : “Is there any shot in hell that I can mend this”
Brendon and Jeff say they can’t trust Dani anymore nor can they trust dom. Jeff: “dani made the biggest dumbest move in the game and she prides herself to be this great big brother player … she did the stupidest move.. we would be the on the same sheet of paper for dumb moves if we kept you it would go Dani and then us” Dom says that he never thought the whole backdooring thing would come back to him because it was all dani’s idea. Jeff says there’s no way Dom is staying unless he can magically change spaces with Dani which isn’t going to happen… “you gone.”

--Onlinebigbrother.com

Real "fair" and the arrogance is impossible, singleton players being chastised for playing the game, please! Jeff, what a tool, proclaiming how idiot bizarre the game is when someone like Jordan can win the same season he played? Boo, CBS! All year long the buzz was that this would be a full-on All-Star season, we're usually fairly forgiving with "The Twist" fails but this one is shameful. Callin' it from the pulpit: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE!! Hopefully, L'town's just overreacting over the presumable loss of Dominic and Jeff/Jordan and Brenchel will turn on one another before the Final 4, we'll see.

In other nooz, tomorrow Libbytown's Celebration Department will be busy on a birthday tour for BB friend Laurie (Happy Birthday, Laurie!!!) so there will be no post-show update tomorrow night. Looking forward to Thursday, and to a new HoH!

Don't Hassel with the Relationshit

Eau mah gaude, I can't imagine what it is like in that house, where the constant arguments between two virtuously empty people really are just veiled attempts at croco-tears and more narcissism.  Pass!  Still, it's encouraging to know that even know Rachel needs her dream lycra wedding that she kept her rage in check and made sound nominations for her game, even if it means me-n-Dani's boyfriend might be going home, sob!
 

 

 Libbytown Swah-vay!

'Twas yet another episode of Jordan proving that she's not as dumb and innocent as she appears, she was ON that Hasselhoff shit and I can't disagree with her Luxury Comp guest choices, that's what she does, she makes friends with everyone now so that it payzz off later, it's a proven system.

Sunday Night Points-O-Ponder:

Is that a Magen David over Adam's bacon shirt? (Ah-vah!!)

Do they only speak Cynicism on Planet Jeff?

Could there be anything more insufferable than watching someone grovel to Rachel the HOH room as Brendon holds a coffee cup by the handle? (No!)

Was that Zingbot at this year's Comic Con?

 

Zinnggg!!!

What's in a Name

Jordan's HOH Blog sounds as Jordan as Jordan can be. It's polite, it displays loyalty to Jeff, and it is very kind to her fellow houseguests. Except, she misspells half their names. In order she lists them as:

Jeff (Spelled correctly)
brandon (His name's Brendon)
Shelly (Spelled correctly, reports horrible guilt for nominating her for eviction)
Rachel (Correctly spelled, strongly aligned, still places after Shelly in HOH blog mentions)
Cassie (Is spelled Cassi, Jordan consistently disarmed her anti-female vibe, here she doesn't give her the satisfaction of spelling her name right)
Lawan (Incorrect, appears she doesn't care how he spells his name)
Kaleigha (Incorrect, appears like a nod to a pageant-princess niece)
Dominique (Incorrect, in English this is a female name)
Adam (Too difficult to misspell this one)
Danny (Odd, this is the male version)
Dick (Self-explanatory)

Curious. Maybe it's a little unreasonable, but misspelling so many names is a little rude, it appears she didn't even attempt Porsche. Can't help but notice that Libbytown's Latent Animosity Meter is pinging, at about 63-68%!

Thursdayness

Just a few skipper Thursday Live Show Eviction Night points before the upcoming Kouples Kounseling Korner.

*Brendon needs to learn how to handle his pre-learned thoughts. If people swear on a loved one, he shouldn't have to have the need to prove that he knows they're full of shit. Dumbass.

*Adam feigned his way thru the Julie Chen "aren't you excited your partner won the POV" conversation well. Even on the live broadcast he had no "tell" which way he was leaning (and he was lying.) Adam and his woman seem MFEO which convinces me even more that he's a real person, a real player. I hope he lasts for a while.

*Jeff. Has way more "tells" than Adam, he'll only win to the stupid.

*Dom, is too young. He has so much strength! But something sucks. This whole "virgin" story is as believable as the original one, it's just another strategic fumble. And since this concretely stated never-slept-away "best friend" has categorized his Danielle strategy as "He acts like he likes her, but he's just playing the game..." it's clear to Libbytown that Dominic knows how to manipulate people with sex and (compulsive?) lies. Awkward Painful alert: I think I'd check the child abuse record on this kid.

*Shelly, exposed the hyper-consciousness of her lies by overexplaining the Truth Tenets of her house.
"I Will Not Deceive!"
"I Will Not Lie!"
"I Will Tell Everyone I Tell My Good Southern Daughter That She Will 100 Times Write That She Will Not Fib Because I'm A Big Lying Guilty-Feeling Outdoor-Industry Exec!"

*Jordan. Works people, has the "dumb blonde, floater winner" advantage. Expert listener, works with her caveman boyfriend.

*Dani--Is emotionally fragile right now. She's on the show, she claims she's worried about her dad, she's completely reluctantly obsessed with Dom, and during their hallway live run-in, he nervously rolled off of her when he should have acknowledged her in a more intimate way, and she's now crushed, because she's smart. It will be interesting to see how someone like Danielle handles emotional distress in contrast to how it's handled by the reigning HoHurl.

Cassi--has herself to blame for her eviction, it is clear by her exit Chenterview that she emits strong anti-female undercurrents which, guess what, cause animosity from other females. She mentioned a few too many times that she was a model, done with her, bye bye!!

Rachel-Off

Wow. How dumb can one Rachel be. Libbytown spouses are scribbling out the mathematics, but in the meantime we can analyze Brendon's formula for delivering Rachel constructive criticism:

5 Positives

+

1 Opportunity for Improvement

+

5 Positives

Repeat as necessary

Example, in the tone of wimpy pink-attired Brendon:
I love you. You're beautiful. I can't wait to marry you. You're one of the best competitors Big Brother's ever seen.  You know that's true. You've got to stop talking to people that way. I know you love to compete. You can beat anyone out there! Anyone!  It's you and me to the end, baby! You have to play with your head.

Who has the energy for that?? Watching Rachel's DRs is clinically painful, she's got less foresight than a used paper towel and her assessment of Cassi (She's so pretty, but she's just not good at playing this game!) is emptier than I thought possible.  So glad CBS decided to give the slots to these two good and well deserving people!

Jeff has good strategy but his temper totally gets in the way and will hurt him, again.  

Dani is workin' it, objectivity, ambition, and cat venom may get her far.

Once again, BB has left the Soul Perspective to Lawon...and not much else.  It'd be nice if he'd win HOH, just to see something new.

What happened to Brendon's knees??

At last, results are in.  How dumb can one Rachel be?   Mathematical impact reveals:  As dumb as 2 seasons! 

Makes sense, I guess.

The Libbytown BBugle

Sunday night episodes make mad ratings.

"Joke's on you, boneheads," reports skullheaded BB houseguest.

Make Your Mark on the Big Brother Game with fun, heartless quiz.

This awesome Alliance Wheel  can be found on this awesome recap.

Houseguest Analysis

Sunday Night show just aired, some Libbythoughts:

Brenchel's game is so pedestrian, especially as they're vets, and Rachel's retelling of that "Porsche's here for a month!" story was predictably favorable toward herself, and sloppy gameplay all around.

Jordan.  This week she's sitting pretty and feeling REALLY good about it, yet her confidence is barely detectable.  I hope Kalia is taking notes on them for her relationship blog (yeah, right), Jordan wins comps mainly to please Jeff, and after he mows over and ignores the question "Were you happy when I won??" she models a black bra-top to give Jeff a preview what things could be like later in the HOH room.  Soooo healthy!

Jeff, he's a little pedestrian too.  DR lines like "Obviously he's on our side---I hope!" are dumb.

Dominic.  Some of his thoughts and theories are a little off--like his trust in Shelly and his skittish attempt at makin' deals with the other side in the HOH room--but Dominic has a lot of raw power.  He got Jeff all jumpy and agitated early in the episode, over-rubbing his feet and stuttering enough to give Dominic the chance to ask "Whut?"  And then "somehow" he was going to get Dani on his and Cassi's side, it wasn't long before we saw what "somehow" meant, Dom insists "the only way" to converse with her was by flirting.  His conversational skills lacked no prowess in that hammock, the newbie turned the vet fanatical, but my favorite Dominic the Dominator moment has to be when he dominated Brendon from a submissive totally gay floor pose.  I'm pretty sure Superbrendon now lives in his back pocket, or at least fantasizes about it.  In the DR Dom mentioned making deals with the devil, I sort of think he is the devil, even his name means "God" which is clearly a dark subliminal joke.  I dunno, he still has a few missteps, maybe he's Devil Jr., either way, Libbytown likey.

Cassi--She's smart, she's confident, she's gonna eff things up if she gets too involved with this Rachel childishness.  As far as I'm concerned, she can stay.

Shelly--Ullggh.

Lawon--Don't care.

Kalia--I'm trying to not give into the petty "luv-2-hate" reaction she gives me.  I can't stand it when overemotional people think they're so smart.  Who trusts a relationship blogger who says things like "Lawon's future grandchildren?"

Adam--I like him better than I did initially, but agree with Jordan's nomination based on not knowing where his head's at.

What a Neandertool

Seriously, Bookie, could you be more embarrassing to watch? Also, how did Rachel refer to herself as "beautiful, smart" without cracking up. And why could  neither member of Brenchel conjugate "demasculate?" Because it's not a word?  Oh. And now I'm reading that Brendon pays disproportionate attention to Daniele, wow, what colossal a tool!

Interesting votes made tonight by
*Adam (for Porsche, with the Newbz, rather than for Keith, with "Adam's Angels." <--please!)
*Kalia (for Keith, against the Newbies)
*Shelly (for Keith, with the Vets, like their bitch she [he?] is.)

I was hoping a Newb would win HOH, but alas.  Still, rock on Julie with that Mary Kay pinksuit, what was that??  Sell it gurl!  

CBS Perverts

Sensationalism sometimes is the only news on Libbytown streets, it's not this blog's fault it is forced to report on CBS's obsession with Brenchel, Penisgate, and Brendon's penis. CBS has been promoting the relationship of (fame-crazed, self-loathsome) Brenchel for over a year with reports on their engagement, their Penisgate, and now CBS has provided them easy Week 1 HOH and POV wins so viewers might tune in to their r'ship drama.  When the drama doesn't happen (just a matter of time) the edits from Wednesday's POV competition prompt viewers to question information, like why after Jordan's DR comments on the "one focal point" of the super leotards, we viewers see Keith (Keith's crotch) and Jeff (Jeff's crotch), but we don't see Brendon('s). The Libbytown subconscious wonders, Does Brendon bulge, Google? And then when Brenchel trot around in their supersuits, Brendon incontestably conceals his crotch from cameras.  Yet then we see B&R kunoodle in the shower (he's still a man, remember!) privately, and at last, the cameras follow Brendon's designer-jean'd crotch from the DR to the POV ceremony, coinky-dong?  Obviously CBS wants viewers to Google-bing Brendon's penis, they love Penisgate, what a bunch of pervs!!!

Quick Stroll Through the First Week....

Some tidbits lifted from those who are watching the house:

There is a natural Vet v. Newbie division in the house, with lots of Newbie reach toward the Vets.

Shelly puts in a full, manly day's work in the BB house, already bitching herself out to vets and igniting remote fights.  Dominic has also been earning some nods, but feed-viewer confidence seems to be leaning toward Jordan as the winner of BB13.

Brendon is an asshole in the control freakiest sense and decently complements Rachel who, no way!, has a self-esteem problem.

And Keith is the worst BB playah.

The Online Edickt

Evel Dick has issued a statement* about his early departure, it takes him 9 minutes to basically say that he's whipped by some insecure woman who has a telephone.

Whether the "very personal" matter is genuine, it's clear that before his dparture Dick had one of the stronger strategies on the floor, aligning with Former HGs and manipulating the newbie (and vet!) fan whores, he's so wormy. Dominic is also onto something, he was able to work with the twist and concoct, and brand, The Regulators...but wait, he didn't know who Daniele was? Oh, and he's also an oily beauhunk 25yo virgin from San Francisco, mm hmm.

Other skimmed thoughts....Daniele doesn't seem committed to the game, but I hope her attitude, and maybe the Maria Shriver look, change. Keith's milk-humping was full of CHARLATAN! I'm curious why they gave the womens prison line for Shelly to say. I wonder if Jordan can fake dumb all the way to the bank, again. Rachel and Brendon are still DUMB!

*This may or may not link to the recorded statement about his departure, there seemed to be some linkplay by RTVZone.com at the time of posting.

Methodickal Planning?

Oh God, it's good he's gone, it is too easy, too tempting to manually insert the man's name into every word of the dicktionary, d'oh!! Online readers may still be gasping over Evel Dick's departure, but the Live Feed subscribers know that the show must go on, and thusly gone on have they. There's no Live Feed reception available in the impoverished region of Libbytown, so hereabouts, the departed-Dick gasping gapes on. Naturally the show's fans have been sharing questions and speculations about the exit, and now E.D. has tweeted to bed the popular rumor that he was in jail by posting that he's not, that no one's sick, that he was not kicked off, just that his primary concern was to promote RTVZone.com, does he own that site or something? This season's BB jobline featured him as a CEO of an internet venture, or something cheezily similar. Suspect the already-exited, a lot of this reeks of CBS Factory pollution, yet the sight of this video found on Bitchy Big Brother Blog throws me off:



Kindly Rocky Mountain Grampah Dick seems sort of sincere in his newfound summer plans, at all? I guess further tuning-in is needed to form a better opinion. How much of a methodical dick is Dick? Only time will indickate (whuh-oops tell, I meant tell) tell.

There Will Be Spoilers

This is the first and last announced FOMG *%$$%#^SPOILER ALERT!!!*%$$%#^!!! on this blog, the way I see it the show's Live Internet Access absolves any question of ethics so expect a leisurely attitude toward the day-to-day happenin's of the house.  Even so, I still felt eyes-surprised when my eyes fell upon a newslink that 'Big Brother' Housemate 'Evel' Dick Donato Has Left the Show was being reported on the same page as a recap of last night's episode.  Wha haaaapind?  The report indicates that it was a personal matter and that we'll find out the details on Wednesday's episode.

I'm suspicious, why did CBS leak this news? What of the timing of his departure, right after the season premiere, during the Showtime broadcast? Whether this quick in-and-out appearance was engineered by the producers or authentic bratty behavior by a 50yo dick-utante, I don't know. But I do think for some, his bullshit will be missed!

First Impression Rose

Tonight was Season 13's premiere, and leisurely here are some first thoughts from Libbytown:

I wanted to find Kalia's relationship blog and was bummed when I couldn't but it seems that I'm not alone, that it's just a matter of a few good Boolean searches, and time, before we all have access to the trainwreck, stay tuned!

I realize it looks a little klanzy, but I'm not feeling Kreepy Klergyman Keith. When you conceal your faith-based profession because you feel others will assume that it makes you look totally judgmental...that's a little klucked up. Who's worse, that "Adam" character, I don't buy his packaged "huggable badass" routine, with the little too many canned sayings... He's probably there to further illuminate the dick in Evel Dick, who is a total dick, and whether he and Danielle's Tale of Disdain is genuine is hard tell, but Danielle's hair and DR's are just not working, not today at least.

I detect that the producers are promoting Brenchel, for ratings, maybe as the new-and-backwards Jeff and Jordan. CBS/Julie Chen has been gleefully reporting about their graphic (manufactured?) relationship problems, the very first HOH comp was a test of each HG's ability and willingness to cling to enormous bananas, the mere "I spend most of my time on bananas," and that the competition was biased toward those who are a-ok with straddling their partner's banana-gripping head, might it seem a little too convenient..? Wowlook, lightning-rodded Rachel won the first HOH, who knew!

I suspect Jeff and Jordan are locked in a showmance struggle of money, greed, abuse, power, ego, fame, with any luck actual drama will ensue! 
 
Cassi thinks highly of herself, Dominic may or may not have ever watched Big Brother, Lawon has moments of ~*sensational*~, Zookeeper will be this year's Luxury Comp's horrible movie, Shelly's not utterly heterosexual, and Porsche lies.

And the producers are giving that Golden Key quite the polish, for a good player it should be sorta natural to get to the final 10 out of 14, nothing soopernatural, right...?  Either way, the season has spark so far, so yay!

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I Read A Rumor

Many BB-dedicated sites and blogs are giving credence to a Twitter post from @CrystalEiserman (it's true, Google it) which reports that the 3 sets of HGs to return to the BB House are:  Jeff and Jordan, Dick and Danielle, and Brenchel.  I've read that Twitterer Crystal works at Real Player and that she's BFF's with Jeff and Jordan so in her tweet she tells us, she should know. You can read the rest of Crystal's Twitter account here, and you can read several sniggers and chorts re: Rachel + Dick Donato sharing a house all over the rest of internet.

Hamster Infestation Begins

Season 13's eight newbies have officially entered the house and will be breaking it in until Thursday's premiere.  Internet speculation has it that 6 past houseguests will be added, we know we can cross Will/Boogie off the list and now Natalie has Twittered that she and Jessie won't be there (thank the godz.)  Some suspect sequestering as Jeff hasn't tweeted since the 29th and neither has Rachel, but Brendon has tweeted and I've read that Donatos have as well.  So who will be back???  Only Julie Chen and time will tell....

Math, and the Wrath of a Certain Laugh

When you commit to leisure, sometimes math suffers which is what I realized as I wrung out my good sobbing hanky after learning that Dr. Will Kirby announced plans to never re-enter the BB house.  Still, no need to throw out your tv set, the good doctor makes it clear that he is happy to make other appearances just not competition based reality shows, all while making himself sound like a bit of a supersized douchebag.

So assuming he's for once telling the truth that is -1 option for Returning Houseguests for Season 13, and probably -2 if you count Mike Boogie as a human, which led me to discover that there's not just ONE pair returning, that there's 2 or 3 deuces returning (again, the math...all's I know is that there are 8 new HG's but haven't yet found confirmation of the exact total of HG's, that Julie Chen, she's just luvz dem twists!)

Alas with these numbers we viewers should each invest in a personal pair of iron earmuffs, with all the drama over Penisgate and tackiness in general, that cackle, those chinzits, they are all but guaranteed to return.

Not Chilltown

...but Libbytown!  Welcome to Libbytown's Big Brother Leisure Tours where fellow fans can check out the L-Town perspective on CBS's Big Brother 13 which starts Thursday, July 7.  I've been watching the show since Chicken George 1.0 and in promotional items may refer to myself as "we" but really it's just libble ol' I. Technically I am a fan of Chilltown, strongly enough to at onetime think I was shhh a secret member...

It may look like Janelle's chest, but really, it's just mine

...and even voted for Evil Dr. Will (and that other one) as my former HG choices for this year's twist, and you can too, just click here!  

Other possibly-returning duos include:

BB12's Brenchel (if the Chel half wasn't too much, Bren's, ahem, coziness with his Skype machine might.)

BB11's Jessie and Natalie (presently ringing in 1% of the vote, the mere sight of these two makes me gag for Lydia, gag!)

BB9's Evel Dick and Danielle (hrrrm...CBS's website has him listed as "Evil" Dick when I thought he owned the equity on the Double-E'd usage of BB devilishness, and I'm Facebook friends with him so I should know.  Ed. note:  Libbytown odds remain favoritively in favor the primeval evil, Dr. Evil.)

BB11's Jeff and Jordan (Oh, Jeevuz, I could handle Jeff all day long but no more Jordan pleez, I get impatient when it takes over 45 seconds to ooze out a 6 word sentence, also I was just reminded that Jordan won that season so yeah enough.   Presently they are, however, ranking first place.)

BB12's Hayden and Enzo (Brigade bros, I suppose in the manner of Former Brigade Bro, Matt, I could probably sheepishly admit I was a bit of Shirtless Hayden fan, but was never an Enzo fan so no.)

And there they are BB Fans of America.  The entries for Season 13's "Double Trouble" Twist, but alas, do not let the likes of Mrs. Moonves fool you into thinking that you can vote which duo should return, the good people at CBS have already decided that for us.  The votes are just to see who we fans think will return.  Bravo, enterprise!

And WTF, why did I hear for a year that this was going to be a full-on All Star season?

Anyhow, GO CHILLTOWN!  Make it ROUND THREEEEE!!!